That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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