I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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