Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
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Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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