Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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