it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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