He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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