I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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