you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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