okay pat passed out under dana's car
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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