FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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