your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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