He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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