its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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