In the future we'll all be gay
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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