I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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