Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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