I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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