She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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