Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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