If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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