My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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