Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
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I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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