Your tits are I can't wait for
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
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I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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