quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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