so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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