Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You've changed since you got that strap on
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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