? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
This couple is walking their pig around campus
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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