I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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