big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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