when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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