Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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