just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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