I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
