What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
