He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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