Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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