Don't you send me to vm
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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