Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
oh god the rape fog is back!
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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