hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I have demons in me.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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