i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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