it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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Still dying that you shit outside
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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