i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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