Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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