Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
