My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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