Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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