great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Randomize
