woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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