D3 body, D1 cock
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
you are never too drunk for berry picking
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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