nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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