So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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