I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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