Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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