i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
whose parrot is this?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Are these your boobs on my camera?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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