I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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