Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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