Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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